For You Single Ladies on Valentine's Day

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Bacon Topped Cookies

I bet my money that a Canadian is responsible for these...

Getting in the Gift Spirit

Man, how true is this

Dave Barry:

"I never give presents to any of my male friends, and they never give presents to me, and we're all happy as clams. If a guy ever DOES give a present to another guy, it is almost always intended as a joke. For example, just today I received in the mail, from my friend Jeffrey Berkowitz, an electronic yodeling pickle. (Really: You can order one at http://www.mcphee.com/items/11761.html.) I did not own one of these, and I am happy to have it. But I know Jeffrey sent it to me because he thought it was funny. He does not expect a gift in return. He would be stunned if, in response, I sent him some cologne, unless of course it was joke cologne, like Eau de Goat Flatulence."

Thus far all of the gift ideas I have considered getting a few of my guy friends have all been humorous or silly. Nothing a guy would need, but something that would definitely make him laugh is pretty much my philosophy for purchasing gifts for other dudes that are friends. Moreover there's not a lot of things that are soo funny that you just have to buy and send to some other guy for christmas, which is why the philosophy is so wonderful--it masks/justifies my animosity towards having to actually go out and waste my time shopping...

Underwear Communication

I'm not sure which sex these would appeal or sell to more, but I was certainly intrigued by the idea...I thought it would be a hysterical gift to give to my grandparents. I know my grandpa would love it, since my grandma has Alzheimer's...though she probably would, well, she wouldn't know what the hell was going on down there...

Jabberjockeys consist of a pair of underwear (one male, one female) which discreetly inform a partner when the other gets aroused. By sensing subtle changes in temperature, moisture and pressure the undergarments detect arousal. The underwear automatically notifies the partner by activating vibrating motors sewn into the fabric of their underwear, thus enabling them to discreetly share their heightened emotions.

User and a loved one wear their respective pairs of underwear. When one becomes aroused, the other's underwear starts vibrating. This in turn causes arousal in the second party which causes the instigator's underwear to vibrate, causing a feedback loop of excitement.

Halloween Costume Ideas

Well I have yet to decide what I will wear for Halloween this year, but I have certainly come across a few worthy candidates.

There's:
The Holy Sh!t costume
(if you scroll to the bottom of the page you will also find numerous other good costumes such as 'hung like a horse' and 'man eating shark')

Or the interactively entertaining:
Super Snake Arcade Console costume

Here's another one that's pretty creative, but I think its geared more towards the ladies:
Pigs In A Blanket

Currently, the Holy Sh!t outfit seems to be the most feasible and funny outfit that I could make and wear, so that might just be my candidate.